the gorgeous and HILARIOUS WHEN DRUNK Tegan, aka:

has tagged me:
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The rules:
1. post these rules
The second rule IS, you do NOT. TALK. about TAGGING.
(c'mon i thought it was funny)3. each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
4. tags should write a journal of these facts
5. at the end post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
6. go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged
1.) uh.. fuck. um. jesus what the fuck would you want to know about me. uh. i like smelling things. like. ill scratch my dick, and then my ass, and then ill smell it out of pure fuckn boredom. fuck there is so little else to do sometimes, i like to pretend the fumes inspire me to do things.
2.) i want to do horrible, dirty, dirty, sexual things to
3.) i cant breathe in strangers stink without feeling like ive been assaulted? it's fuckn weird. like they'll pass me whilest i'm walking, and i'll quickly breathe in before their wind hits me just so i don't have to feel too repulsed by them. i dont know, i feel like i just spent an hour in a room filled with priests if i smell them. shivery shit.
4.) i don't plan on living past 50
5.) girls, i'm totally single. ahahahaha ohhh this wine is hittin me
6.) what the fuck else do i talk about i LOVE hello kitty. fuck ALL of you hello kitty is fucking amazing. holy SHIT. so is Doraemon. i dont think i even spelled that right but i fuckn loved that guy when i was a kid. and i dont care what you anime-wired cocks say, evangelion was amazing. no not because of the fuckn mechs or whatever, it was 'genius'. the actual interactions involved, the different and unique personas conflicting and attempting to create connections when only severing them half the time, the attacks on the way the mind works, the actual art of the entire show, FUCK. and FLCL was stunning.
7.) i had never seen The Crow or Edward Scissorhands until this month. And i loved both of them.
8.) i dont know... i'm not worth the effort to even read this shit, but it 'was' fun writing it all, what a stupid and weird behavioural quirk. to the poor fuckers who 'did' read through to this, i really do apologise. um. i'll touch you in weird places if we ever catch up mkay? like i'll 'diddle your ear'. but seriously. an eighth. uh. michael katchan is pathetic. hahahaha. that is the eighth one. i have potential and i love wasting it. i dont know why. im REALLY REALLY REALLY trying to work on that and i have amazing friends who really should receive all of the credit for anyone even thinking about me because they make me who i am. those people deserve more love than i ever do they're great great people and they are respectable and loving and proactive. i'm trying guys. i apologise and.. yeah i know im not doin all i could be doin. the fists in me are still punching in the wrong direction but im slowly throwing them up.

i tag......uh...







Waldo's Hawaiian HolidayOfficially out there (well should be anyway). Check your local comic stores and ask if they stock this shit, and pick up a fucking copy!!!
GOT IT!? (my current featured dev. is in this!)
**IMPORTANT** it's available from
[link] with free shipping worldwide until the end of April!! <--
**IMPORTANT**This is only thanks to the amazing

and

for pimping my shit to their comics producer and holding him at gunpoint to throw me in - you guys are fucking awesome.

i really look forward to doing more with you guys.
normally I don't bragbut come on. i've never owned a print of my own work before, and now not only is this shit a ' print', it's got it's own page in a fuckn internationally released sequal to an old cult film. Nice way to start.
And yeah. Acid Yellow Nails.Idunno. Things happened Friday and I might've had a manicure... i don't fucking know i was bored, fuck me.

anyway... yeah. bin clean from WoW for going on what must be a month now (so proud, feel like i'm of fucking cigarettes or some shit). Back into single player games which feels weird and awkward but.. what can i say. Diablo gets me off.
oh and um. yeah. once i get my Wii online i'll throw out my number for any of you other religious brawl fanatics out there. I will totally
wolf and/or
king dedede your ass. or you'll bend me over and fuck me with skill, which is more likely than not, what will take place.
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glittersniffer and her awesome fuckn boyfriend Andrew are some of the coolest cats in Perth, and tonite has been a goddamned good night. Although it is 7am now. so... i should have some more red wine and masturbate. adios.
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p.s. ...isn't it fuckn weird. iduno. i only just noticed this tonite.... but i fuckn swear. or at least. well. don't you reckon everyone technically does know what date every day must be, or roughly? cos like. whenever i ask anyone when their milk expires, they fucking know. i dont know but that shit is fucking creepy. like.
"hey mike whats today? 17th? 19th?"
"iduno man when does your milk expire?"
"oh fuck, tomorrow, the 28th!! holy fuck i missed my conference!!!"
le gasp!
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