[im sorry. i dont care how it sounds. i'll be continuing to post unfiltered, unchecked work over at michaelkatchan.com - bye.]




michaelkatchan@gmail.com

^above us there is the email that i use for my paypal.





SCAN N' POSTS

$5
i'll smear a body part of your choosing over a piece of paper, and then sketch/doodle on it, upload it, and dedicate it to you.


$20
Commission <-- illustrated until deemed finished, and signed. Uploaded and dedicated to you.


$40
Commission <-- I will put an entire day into this. Multiple media used. Blood sweat and fucking tears. it will suck. Uploaded and dedicated to you.




mailed/physical given <-- these prices are on-top of the scan n post prices

$40 - this only applies to the $5 sketches and $20 commissions
- The commissioned piece will be mailed to you.
- for an additional $5 i'll write you a love letter, expressing my deepest and dirtiest desires, which will be mailed alongside it.
- If you live in perth, I'll give it to you instead (the piece, that is)


$60 - this only applies to the $40 commissions
- same as above yo

___so just to be clear incase you get mixed up, the $40 and $60 are prices that work in addition with the prior commission commission prices listed above them. ie: $60 + $40 = $100 ___


other shit


$80 - this only applies to people in Perth, WA
- I'll have you over for lunch and dinner, will draw you (clothed/unclothed), and you may keep the finished product. we'll watch movies or play ps3 or touch eachother afterwards.
- if you don't like it, i'll burn it, piss on the ashes, and start again. we will repeat this until you're happy.
- if his happens more than 3 times, however, you might be expected to buy me a pen or two.
unfortunately i can't really offer this service to anyone not in Perth, however, if you pay for the airfare, we can change this.


$150 <--- one off(limited stock)
- I'll do you up a commission, send it to you or give it to you, and compose a song to go along with it, using the image as a cover for it, as if it were to be released as a single. I will then figure out how to post this on youtube, and tell everyone about it. This musical masterpiece will be themed around you, although i won't say how so (where's the fun otherwise). If i become famous from this song, i'll make sure everyone knows you were the inspiration.


$200 <--- one off(limited stock)
- as above, however i'll also throw this onto a disc, in a case, album art an all, make this shit real, sign it, rub my cock on it, and send/give it to you.


$800 <--- one off --- unless this actually ends up being totally an awesome idea
- I'll do you a tattoo commission, send you/give you the original, AND i'll get that tattoo tattooed onto myself as well!!!


$6,000 <--- one off(limited stock)
- i'll spend a month living with you as your personal cabana boy and sketch artist.


get me drunk
- i'll improvise


my aim is to make at LEAST $150 a week. If i can manage that, i've covered rent, with around $30 odd dollars left for small meals. that would make me smile.

i'm serious about this shit too. if you do send in a donation for something from that list up there, please do let me know, so that when I see it, i can get right onto it for you.
- or
If you just, for some reason, happen to decide to send in a donation, without really wanting anything from that list, let me know anyway so i can find a way to contact you and pour love and affection down your throat until you get scared and hang up. i'd feel bad otherwise.


Thank you for bothering to read any of this, and for possibly considering it. <3


~b