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I'm not posting here.

but. As with my block during 2008, I am in need of reprieve.

This requires me to reach out to the people who live in perth who might still be checking this for whatever reason.
I want to draw you nude.

I am not a fan of live sessions, they are empty and i do not get along well with other local artists.
I need my own model, in a comfortable situation, where i can position them how i wish, and for what i need.

so if you happen to live in this shit town, and are interested, send me images of yourself so i can see if you're what im looking for
- michaelkatchan@gmail.com  <----


And for those who don't know.

I still randomly post to my blog - fleshdump.blogspot.com
and once i get the ftp bullshit sorted. ill be posting again back at www.michaelkatchan.com

please attempt to resist whatever it is they're all trying to impress up on you...
i'm so sick of seeing so many talented people held back by ideals and fear.

anyway. bodies. you. me. email. etc. bye.
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Heaven Shall Burn - Counterweight
[im sorry. i dont care how it sounds. i'll be continuing to post unfiltered, unchecked work over at michaelkatchan.com - bye.]




:bulletblue::bulletgreen: michaelkatchan@gmail.com :bulletgreen::bulletblue:

^above us there is the email that i use for my paypal.





SCAN N' POSTS

:bulletblue: $5
i'll smear a body part of your choosing over a piece of paper, and then sketch/doodle on it, upload it, and dedicate it to you.


:bulletblue: $20
Commission  <-- illustrated until deemed finished, and signed. Uploaded and dedicated to you.


:bulletblue: $40
Commission <-- I will put an entire day into this. Multiple media used. Blood sweat and fucking tears. it will suck. Uploaded and dedicated to you.




mailed/physical given <-- these prices are on-top of the scan n post prices

:bulletblue: $40 - this only applies to the $5 sketches and $20 commissions
- The commissioned piece will be mailed to you.
- for an additional $5 i'll write you a love letter, expressing my deepest and dirtiest desires, which will be mailed alongside it.
- If you live in perth, I'll give it to you instead (the piece, that is)


:bulletblue: $60 - this only applies to the $40 commissions
- same as above yo

___so just to be clear incase you get mixed up, the $40 and $60 are prices that work in addition with the prior commission commission prices listed above them. ie: $60 + $40 = $100 :) ___


other shit


:bulletblue: $80 - this only applies to people in Perth, WA
- I'll have you over for lunch and dinner, will draw you (clothed/unclothed), and you may keep the finished product. we'll watch movies or play ps3 or touch eachother afterwards.
- if you don't like it, i'll burn it, piss on the ashes, and start again. we will repeat this until you're happy.
    -  if his happens more than 3 times, however, you might be expected to buy me a pen or two.
unfortunately i can't really offer this service to anyone not in Perth, however, if you pay for the airfare, we can change this.


:bulletblue: $150   <--- one off(limited stock)
- I'll do you up a commission, send it to you or give it to you, and compose a song to go along with it, using the image as a cover for it, as if it were to be released as a single. I will then figure out how to post this on youtube, and tell everyone about it. This musical masterpiece will be themed around you, although i won't say how so (where's the fun otherwise). If i become famous from this song, i'll make sure everyone knows you were the inspiration.


:bulletblue: $200  <--- one off(limited stock)
- as above, however i'll also throw this onto a disc, in a case, album art an all, make this shit real, sign it, rub my cock on it, and send/give it to you.


:bulletblue: $800  <--- one off --- unless this actually ends up being totally an awesome idea
- I'll do you a tattoo commission, send you/give you the original, AND i'll get that tattoo tattooed onto myself as well!!!


:bulletblue: $6,000  <--- one off(limited stock)
- i'll spend a month living with you as your personal cabana boy and sketch artist.


:bulletblue: get me drunk
- i'll improvise


my aim is to make at LEAST $150 a week. If i can manage that, i've covered rent, with around $30 odd dollars left for small meals. that would make me smile.

i'm serious about this shit too. if you do send in a donation for something from that list up there, please do let me know, so that when I see it, i can get right onto it for you.
  - or
If you just, for some reason, happen to decide to send in a donation, without really wanting anything from that list, let me know anyway so i can find a way to contact you and pour love and affection down your throat until you get scared and hang up. i'd feel bad otherwise.


Thank you for bothering to read any of this, and for possibly considering it. <3


~b:flame:
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Strength - Abingdon Boys School
bleh why couldnt i be peter pan.
  • Mood: Artistic
figured it was about time to update this thing
- also decided to lose the css. wasn't doing anything for me.


:bulletblue: i'm on twitter now? -> b33lz3bub


:bulletblue: drawing more ladies now and shall continue to, it's good goddamned practice, and it seems that breaking into random media whilest doing so also pushes me further. i'm really enjoying it, expect more. hopefully this will convince me that i should also start attempting landscapes / interiors / areas

:bulletblue: this coming week, to any perthies out there, my mates Josh, Tahlia and I will be moving in together, over in Kardinya. This place seems to be fucking close to 'everyone' i know so far. at least in perth. we're all gamers and she only just got her copy of brawl (what the fuck, i know). So uh....... we expect to become a sort of gaming hub, with our 2 ps3s, playstation 2, i think we might have 2 or 3 Wiis between us? not sure. anyway. rockband/brawl/starcraft/unreal tournament, motherfucker if you wanna come game hit me up.

Also if you live in perth and know of any part time retail jobs that might tickle my fancy, or would like to hire me for delight, please let me know, as i will be needing to chip in for rent. ahaha.

:bulletblue: i think my ear infection is slowly slipping away, but my ear is still ridiculously itchy, and it still feels like there is a water demon residing within its darkest caverns, who thoroughly enjoys blocking and unblocking the entrance.

Any bands out there who need work? people who want drawings for money? huh?

also i'm now playing a Sorcerer in a D&D group, which is so fucking awesome, cannot even express the wicked. fuck off d&d rules. His name is Azazel and he (i am still trying to figure out how this even works) has 'undead' in his bloodline, making him one arrogant, semi-undead, motherfucker. cunt casts spells yo.


i think that's about it.

~b:flame:

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Sonic Mayhem - The Phat Zero K Measure
  • Reading: twitter i suppose
  • Playing: with my food
  • Eating: small amounts of food

Flinch + unreleased works

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 20, 2009, 8:28 PM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





um.

i was tagged by :iconameliemarron:
- i figure i'll use this as a medium to give you guys some cool information
- i had to post 8 things about myself and then tag others


:bulletred: FLINCH: featuring 2 unreleased comics by me, along with work by Justin and Bones, will be coming out this year!
- you can preorder it here   ----> www.amazon.com/Flinch-Shaun-Ta…

:bulletred: :iconbloodclot360: looks like tank girl. guh.

:bulletred: i'm currently working on a project. and I need help from anyone willing to help. Pretty simple shit. Just hit up my gallery, and tell me what the fuck you would love to see on a shirt above anything else, in this journal. you dont just have to pick one, but yeah. would be great to know what others want to see on clothes from me.

:bulletred: August 3rd - 20th 2009 I will be in Vegas. :horns:

:bulletred: i've been eating less. which for me isn't good. i'm working on fixing this

:bulletred: still jobless.

:bulletred: i don't know... i'm an idiot.

:bulletred: i'm indecisive with food, i think this relates to the not eating thing. it takes me almost an hour to decide on breakfast. i know, pathetic.

i'm not gonna tag anyone, thinking about myself put me out of the mood haha
think i might go stand in the kitchen for awhile.

~b:flame:

  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: Korn - Sean Olsen
  • Reading: various conversations
  • Watching: ren &amp; stimpy

houseless and jobless

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 14, 2008, 10:39 PM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





so im out of justins pad tomorrow.
cant be fucked going into details, there is no beef between us, circumstances simply hate me.

anyway.

i've got a few mates who are willing to put me up for a bit.
- if anyone locally, or even not locally, wouldnt mind a dickhead who loves loud music and wandering around with words scrawled over them half naked most of the time, living with them, shoot me a note?
- we can come up with rent details if needed, or i can perform sexual favors.

- i COULD go back home, yes, but im attempting to do the whole 'be your own man' shit, and id much rather keep myself alive as opposed to suckling on the ole' parents' teat.



also quit my job. good reasoning there, dont really want to go into that either, but they were overly soulless, and im not going to bend over for anyone to prove that i can work for them. not the extent they were going anyway.

SO

commissions. i know i know, 'mike, you and commissions dont work. well im going to have to knuckle under aren't i.

if anyone who for some fucked reason enjoys my work, has any idea about pricing for commissions and what i should be asking for shit, i would looooooooooove some help there.

same goes for anyone who happens to know about anything i should probably stick my stinky fingers in to. any places that need something i could provide, etc. or if you want something done and are willing to pay for it.

try to remember what i do best though, im not good at elephants, as we all know now.


so yeah. thats me this month.


merry christmas or whatever the fuck the kids are saying these days
~b:flame:

  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: prodigy
  • Reading: job offers
  • Watching: the big bang theory
  • Playing: the moving out game
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: coke

i'll be over here..

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 10, 2008, 6:00 PM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"







my sketch blog
find me


NIN Stamp 2 by ouaf
:thumb75549400:
I support self pleasure stamp by FeMailleTurtle
:thumb71309752:


_n.ews]oise



right so as you've probably noticed i've been posting fuck all for nigh on 2 months, and then i spit out some shit digital sketch.

To be short about this because i can't be fucked ranting:

around a month ago or so some cockspank stole my latest sketchbook. This basically took what was left of my will to draw, and slammed its proverbial cock into a door. I did not really want to so much as TOUCH a page. I'm only just getting that back now, and slowly, mind you. Fucking can't stand it. Anyway.

So i've got this intuos tablet I haven't touched in awhile, and an old friend of mine, a concept artist over in Brisbane who goes by the name Alti, suggested I start a blogspot blog and just start posting to that instead. Would be a more professional way to show off some shit, get an online folio going etc, try to show more diversity (ie landscapes / etc).. So i figured shit, good chance to also start finally looking into digital painting eh? Seeing as im so SHIT at it.

**SO**

from now on, i'm going to be attempting to pump out at least one digital sketch a night, and i'll be uploading all of this shit to my new blog, which you can find at -> fleshdump

I might every now and then post some of the shit here too, but the general idea is i'm just sticking to that, i suppose. While I do that i'll be attempting to pick myself up, however, and attempt to do more of the shit i'm known for. Just wanted to let you know, anyway.. incase anyone's interested.

i don't know.

i can't decide on if i want to remain here anymore yet. memories and shit but.. bleh. attempting to remove nostalgia from my shelves of traits.

fuck im starting to rant, im out.
~b:flame:


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:iconfealasy:
Fealasy i don't think i even really need to say much. if you haven't been to her page yet/if you don't know about her, please rectify that serious problem now.

Mermaid by Fealasy She's loaded by Fealasy Frag aka Eufrath by Fealasy -The End of Wonderland - by Fealasy

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:iconzeruch:
zeruch A big inspiration, and a real fucking champion when it comes to traditional and mixed media work, please make sure you check out his shit.

Untitled by zeruch internal fatigue v4 by zeruch mekanixa - odessa by zeruch Rekonstruction 10 - Rian by zeruch

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:iconjustinrandall:
JustinRandall if you live in perth and you don't know about this guy, go slap yourself. twice. with a brick.  

GROK COVER 2 by JustinRandall EBEN and STELLA TRADE by JustinRandall Silent Hill variant cover 3 by JustinRandall 30 Days of Night concept art 2 by JustinRandall

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:iconmister-bones:
mister-bones This absolute champ rocks an amazing creative drive, the guy's always freaking drawing. I got a lot to learn from him, PLUS he's a white zombie fan :horns:

JAMES DEAN 2 by mister-bones FRANKENSTEIN by mister-bones vincent by mister-bones KILL FUCK DIE by mister-bones


.uni]mportant_update(s)




- - -


~b:flame:



  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: shitty customers i hate them i hate them i hate
  • Reading: work emails
  • Watching: the call queue fluxuate
  • Playing: FFTA2
  • Drinking: vanilla coke

Tagged + my dark knight review + comic progress

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 22, 2008, 8:09 PM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





_n.ews]oise



so there's this classy new tag goin' around, and the sexy as boobs Thunderstatement rubbed a wet one in my face, so it looks like i've gotta do it :salute:

Rules of the game:

- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)

I think for a laugh, I'll go with my favorite death rap artist, Necro!

1. Are you male or female? eat shit and die

2. Describe yourself. morbid (Dirty)

3. What do people feel when they're around you? anguish and aggression

4. How would you describe your previous relationship? white slavery

5. Describe your current relationship. hoe blow

6. Where would you want to be now? underground

7. How do you feel about love? watch ya toes

8. What's your life like? rugged shit

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? bury you with satan

10. Say something wise. you're all dying


MIKE TAGS::::

mister-bones
glittersniffer
geckokid
karyaazure
angelgaby
sinnamongirl

~b:flame:


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:iconfealasy:
Fealasy i don't think i even really need to say much. if you haven't been to her page yet/if you don't know about her, please rectify that serious problem now.

Mermaid by Fealasy She's loaded by Fealasy Frag aka Eufrath by Fealasy -The End of Wonderland - by Fealasy

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconzeruch:
zeruch A big inspiration, and a real fucking champion when it comes to traditional and mixed media work, please make sure you check out his shit.

Untitled by zeruch internal fatigue v4 by zeruch mekanixa - odessa by zeruch Rekonstruction 10 - Rian by zeruch

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconjustinrandall:
JustinRandall if you live in perth and you don't know about this guy, go slap yourself. twice. with a brick.  

GROK COVER 2 by JustinRandall EBEN and STELLA TRADE by JustinRandall Silent Hill variant cover 3 by JustinRandall 30 Days of Night concept art 2 by JustinRandall

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconmister-bones:
mister-bones This absolute champ rocks an amazing creative drive, the guy's always freaking drawing. I got a lot to learn from him, PLUS he's a white zombie fan :horns:

JAMES DEAN 2 by mister-bones FRANKENSTEIN by mister-bones vincent by mister-bones KILL FUCK DIE by mister-bones


.uni]mportant_update(s)

So I've written up the remaining bits and pieces for my 3-page insert into a production due to come out later.. or so i hope anyway, assuming they havent said 'fuck this guy'.

the dark knight

here is my review.

alright?


:jackdirt:

that is my review. if you have not watched it, unless it has not been released where you are yet, shame.


~b:flame:



  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: shitty customers i hate them i hate them i hate
  • Reading: work emails
  • Watching: the call queue fluxuate
  • Playing: FFTA2
  • Drinking: vanilla coke

things are ok.

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 15, 2008, 9:11 AM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





_n.ews]oise

just updating i suppose. things are stagnant again but, as i always lie to myself and say: 'im working on that'.
im attempting to. im believing i can. i like to believe that as long as the thought is there, that something is happening, or can happen.

i'm taking very small steps towards my first 3-page comic for a project in the pipelines. it's hard for me. i won't talk about it so it's ok.

work is technically going fine. i dont have anxiety attacks as often, and i'm finding more ways to make it look like i give a shit and am working, while doing nothing. so that keeps me going through the day. although i also am one, i hold a large distaste for iinets customers now.

FFTA2 is awesome. couldnt give a fuck what you oldschool playstation gamers say, i never had the chance to play it back in the day, i'm not about to take ten year steps backwards and do so. i'm enjoying this. fuck up.

Kung Fu Panda and Get Smart were hilarious.

Looking forward to The Dark Knight almost as much as i look forward to my next orgasm. wait. snap.

i think ive started enjoying isolation a li'l more, so i have to work on being more social before this consumes me any further. loud music, walls that can take a good punch, and a coffee machine that owns a portion of my souls stocks in the exchange. i swear to fuck i am gone.


fuck you i can't be fucked updating my journals featured deviants, these guys all get a second round. they are that good.
*pumps the silverchair back up*

~b:flame:


Feature

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:iconfealasy:
Fealasy i don't think i even really need to say much. if you haven't been to her page yet/if you don't know about her, please rectify that serious problem now.

Mermaid by Fealasy She's loaded by Fealasy Frag aka Eufrath by Fealasy -The End of Wonderland - by Fealasy

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconzeruch:
zeruch A big inspiration, and a real fucking champion when it comes to traditional and mixed media work, please make sure you check out his shit.

Untitled by zeruch internal fatigue v4 by zeruch mekanixa - odessa by zeruch Rekonstruction 10 - Rian by zeruch

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconjustinrandall:
JustinRandall if you live in perth and you don't know about this guy, go slap yourself. twice. with a brick.  

GROK COVER 2 by JustinRandall EBEN and STELLA TRADE by JustinRandall Silent Hill variant cover 3 by JustinRandall 30 Days of Night concept art 2 by JustinRandall

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconmister-bones:
mister-bones This absolute champ rocks an amazing creative drive, the guy's always freaking drawing. I got a lot to learn from him, PLUS he's a white zombie fan :horns:

JAMES DEAN 2 by mister-bones FRANKENSTEIN by mister-bones vincent by mister-bones KILL FUCK DIE by mister-bones


.uni]mportant_update(s)

oh uh. if any of you oekaki motherfuckers knows of any decent sites for one to go to, assuming they were in the mood to 'oekaki', lend me some links?

got me an Intuos3 now.

~b:flame:



  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Silverchair - Learn To Hate
  • Playing: FFTA2
  • Drinking: coffee

things are ok.

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 15, 2008, 9:11 AM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





_n.ews]oise

just updating i suppose. things are stagnant again but, as i always lie to myself and say: 'im working on that'.
im attempting to. im believing i can. i like to believe that as long as the thought is there, that something is happening, or can happen.

i'm taking very small steps towards my first 3-page comic for a project in the pipelines. it's hard for me. i won't talk about it so it's ok.

work is technically going fine. i dont have anxiety attacks as often, and i'm finding more ways to make it look like i give a shit and am working, while doing nothing. so that keeps me going through the day. although i also am one, i hold a large distaste for iinets customers now.

FFTA2 is awesome. couldnt give a fuck what you oldschool playstation gamers say, i never had the chance to play it back in the day, i'm not about to take ten year steps backwards and do so. i'm enjoying this. fuck up.

Kung Fu Panda and Get Smart were hilarious.

Looking forward to The Dark Knight almost as much as i look forward to my next orgasm. wait. snap.

i think ive started enjoying isolation a li'l more, so i have to work on being more social before this consumes me any further. loud music, walls that can take a good punch, and a coffee machine that owns a portion of my souls stocks in the exchange. i swear to fuck i am gone.


fuck you i can't be fucked updating my journals featured deviants, these guys all get a second round. they are that good.
*pumps the silverchair back up*

~b:flame:


Feature

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconfealasy:
Fealasy i don't think i even really need to say much. if you haven't been to her page yet/if you don't know about her, please rectify that serious problem now.

Mermaid by Fealasy She's loaded by Fealasy Frag aka Eufrath by Fealasy -The End of Wonderland - by Fealasy

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconzeruch:
zeruch A big inspiration, and a real fucking champion when it comes to traditional and mixed media work, please make sure you check out his shit.

Untitled by zeruch internal fatigue v4 by zeruch mekanixa - odessa by zeruch Rekonstruction 10 - Rian by zeruch

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconjustinrandall:
JustinRandall if you live in perth and you don't know about this guy, go slap yourself. twice. with a brick.  

GROK COVER 2 by JustinRandall EBEN and STELLA TRADE by JustinRandall Silent Hill variant cover 3 by JustinRandall 30 Days of Night concept art 2 by JustinRandall

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconmister-bones:
mister-bones This absolute champ rocks an amazing creative drive, the guy's always freaking drawing. I got a lot to learn from him, PLUS he's a white zombie fan :horns:

JAMES DEAN 2 by mister-bones FRANKENSTEIN by mister-bones vincent by mister-bones KILL FUCK DIE by mister-bones


.uni]mportant_update(s)

oh uh. if any of you oekaki motherfuckers knows of any decent sites for one to go to, assuming they were in the mood to 'oekaki', lend me some links?

got me an Intuos3 now.

~b:flame:



  • Mood: Artistic
  • Watching: the 5th element
  • Playing: FFTA
  • Eating: pasta
  • Drinking: coffee

Models Wanted? I guess? +updated

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 14, 2008, 11:00 PM
Deviant b33lz3bub | "random fact: i make erica hiccup"





_n.ews]oise

Alright so I've only had like broken half hours of sleep in a rough 7 hour chain over the course of the morning and i was having my usual coffee in the shower when it hit me.

i need to draw more goddamned nude models


no you fuck i cannot be bothered going to those randomly scheduled 'wheres the rest of the group before we start' sessions where the person poses in the middle. not good enough for me.


I want someone on my bed, in positions i dont see at those places, or against a wall, or on the floor, or in the shower - i need positions i dont usually find, ones i need to conduct.


SO

If you're a girl or guy aged 17+ (fuckoff with age semantics just go with it) and are comfortable enough with yourself, and live in Perth, WA, and wouldn't give two fucks about being drawn naked for a few hours, send me a note yeh?


i'm not fucking around i'm pretty serious too, i think this would be a really productive project. I want to get a whole series of this shit going, and really start putting my empty sketchbooks to more use. And yes I asked for guys too, i'm not into you, i used to masturbate with a group of people for fucks sake, ive seen that shit. its cool. this be business yo. although for the record i'd prefer to draw girls a little more because quite frankly my girls suck.

oh, and no - incase you were wondering: beelze why dont you just use that extensive porn collection of yours as reference material?
do you think i have that kind of ability? I get way too distracted.

so anyway yeah. would be good too, everyone gets a chance to expand their contacts in perth, make new friends etc, bladiblah.. hit me up.

~b:flame:


Feature

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconfealasy:
Fealasy i don't think i even really need to say much. if you haven't been to her page yet/if you don't know about her, please rectify that serious problem now.

Mermaid by Fealasy She's loaded by Fealasy Frag aka Eufrath by Fealasy -The End of Wonderland - by Fealasy

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconzeruch:
zeruch A big inspiration, and a real fucking champion when it comes to traditional and mixed media work, please make sure you check out his shit.

Untitled by zeruch internal fatigue v4 by zeruch mekanixa - odessa by zeruch Rekonstruction 10 - Rian by zeruch

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconjustinrandall:
JustinRandall if you live in perth and you don't know about this guy, go slap yourself. twice. with a brick.  

GROK COVER 2 by JustinRandall EBEN and STELLA TRADE by JustinRandall Silent Hill variant cover 3 by JustinRandall 30 Days of Night concept art 2 by JustinRandall

<div class="featureinfo>
:iconmister-bones:
mister-bones This absolute champ rocks an amazing creative drive, the guy's always freaking drawing. I got a lot to learn from him, PLUS he's a white zombie fan :horns:

JAMES DEAN 2 by mister-bones FRANKENSTEIN by mister-bones vincent by mister-bones KILL FUCK DIE by mister-bones


.uni]mportant_update(s)

I've got two big projects in the works at the moment, one will see fruition a lot sooner than the other it seems, and you should be seeing this shit soon. Really looking forward to that.

The other, which i can and will talk about, is my inclusion in a second comic release by Gestalt comics, which i believe will be titled 'flinch', but i could be wrong. I should have two pieces going into it! There's also a chance i could be working on some shirt shit soon, and yeah! mike is actually getting shit done this year! what the fuck! hahaha...


AND... although it pains me to start doing it because i've only ever had bad luck with it in the past - i'm going to attempt to get commissions going again, just to get shit rolling you know? We'll see how that goes, anyway. Till next time.

~b:flame:



  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Liars - this dust makes that mud
  • Watching: the 5th element
  • Playing: FFTA
  • Eating: pasta
  • Drinking: coffee

garfield minus garfield

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 10, 2008, 8:11 PM
Felt like updating whilest here as well.
At work at the moment and jesus. fuck. anyway.

I'm sure a lot of you probably already know of/about this, but I just wanted to share/spread the love with those who don't, it's always great fun reading these for the first time!

I was introduced not long ago to a genius concept: www.garfieldminusgarfield.net

To quote the website:

"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb."

An example, and one of my favorites:

*me n bex

What do you do (if you also feel the need to) when you're at work? I touch myself a lot too =[ and smell my hands.

Can't wait till home time.




*me n bex

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Streets of Rage 3 OST
  • Reading: Garfield minus Garfield
  • Eating: salt &amp; vinegar chips
  • Drinking: vanilla coke

wishing i wouldnt wake up

Journal Entry: Tue May 20, 2008, 10:39 AM
~ heart's off chasing daydreams / rotting in a meadow
i'd digress but i'm not worth the attention. please don't comment, i'm just sick of it all.
~b:flame:

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Sarah Bettens - all of this past
  • Eating: less
  • Drinking: more

Tagged by Tegan! some shitty random facts

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 23, 2008, 9:20 AM
the gorgeous and HILARIOUS WHEN DRUNK Tegan, aka: :iconglittersniffer: has tagged me:
- - -

The rules:
1. post these rules
The second rule IS, you do NOT. TALK. about TAGGING. (c'mon i thought it was funny)
3. each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
4. tags should write a journal of these facts
5. at the end post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
6. go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged


1.) uh.. fuck. um. jesus what the fuck would you want to know about me. uh. i like smelling things. like. ill scratch my dick, and then my ass, and then ill smell it out of pure fuckn boredom. fuck there is so little else to do sometimes, i like to pretend the fumes inspire me to do things.

2.) i want to do horrible, dirty, dirty, sexual things to :iconfealasy:

3.) i cant breathe in strangers stink without feeling like ive been assaulted? it's fuckn weird. like they'll pass me whilest i'm walking, and i'll quickly breathe in before their wind hits me just so i don't have to feel too repulsed by them. i dont know, i feel like i just spent an hour in a room filled with priests if i smell them. shivery shit.

4.) i don't plan on living past 50

5.) girls, i'm totally single. ahahahaha ohhh this wine is hittin me

6.) what the fuck else do i talk about i LOVE hello kitty. fuck ALL of you hello kitty is fucking amazing. holy SHIT. so is Doraemon. i dont think i even spelled that right but i fuckn loved that guy when i was a kid. and i dont care what you anime-wired cocks say, evangelion was amazing. no not because of the fuckn mechs or whatever, it was 'genius'. the actual interactions involved, the different and unique personas conflicting and attempting to create connections when only severing them half the time, the attacks on the way the mind works, the actual art of the entire show, FUCK. and FLCL was stunning.

7.) i had never seen The Crow or Edward Scissorhands until this month. And i loved both of them.

8.) i dont know... i'm not worth the effort to even read this shit, but it 'was' fun writing it all, what a stupid and weird behavioural quirk. to the poor fuckers who 'did' read through to this, i really do apologise. um. i'll touch you in weird places if we ever catch up mkay? like i'll 'diddle your ear'. but seriously. an eighth. uh. michael katchan is pathetic. hahahaha. that is the eighth one. i have potential and i love wasting it. i dont know why. im REALLY REALLY REALLY trying to work on that and i have amazing friends who really should receive all of the credit for anyone even thinking about me because they make me who i am. those people deserve more love than i ever do they're great great people and they are respectable and loving and proactive. i'm trying guys. i apologise and.. yeah i know im not doin all i could be doin. the fists in me are still punching in the wrong direction but im slowly throwing them up. :heart:


i tag......uh...

:iconfangedfem::iconthunderstatement:
:iconmister-bones::iconjustinrandall:
:iconfuzzydemon::iconfealasy:
:icongeckokid::icon1n50mn14c:


Waldo's Hawaiian Holiday
Officially out there (well should be anyway). Check your local comic stores and ask if they stock this shit, and pick up a fucking copy!!! GOT IT!? (my current featured dev. is in this!)
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**IMPORTANT**
it's available from www.gestaltcomics.com with free shipping worldwide until the end of April!!  <--
**IMPORTANT**

This is only thanks to the amazing :iconmister-bones: and :iconjustinrandall: for pimping my shit to their comics producer and holding him at gunpoint to throw me in - you guys are fucking awesome. :horns: i really look forward to doing more with you guys.

normally I don't brag
but come on. i've never owned a print of my own work before, and now not only is this shit a ' print', it's got it's own page in a fuckn internationally released sequal to an old cult film. Nice way to start.
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And yeah. Acid Yellow Nails.
Idunno. Things happened Friday and I might've had a manicure... i don't fucking know i was bored, fuck me.
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anyway... yeah. bin clean from WoW for going on what must be a month now (so proud, feel like i'm of fucking cigarettes or some shit). Back into single player games which feels weird and awkward but.. what can i say. Diablo gets me off.

oh and um. yeah. once i get my Wii online i'll throw out my number for any of you other religious brawl fanatics out there. I will totally wolf and/or king dedede your ass. or you'll bend me over and fuck me with skill, which is more likely than not, what will take place.

glittersniffer and her awesome fuckn boyfriend Andrew are some of the coolest cats in Perth, and tonite has been a goddamned good night. Although it is 7am now. so... i should have some more red wine and masturbate. adios.

~b:flame:


p.s.   ...isn't it fuckn weird. iduno. i only just noticed this tonite.... but i fuckn swear. or at least. well. don't you reckon everyone technically does know what date every day must be, or roughly? cos like. whenever i ask anyone when their milk expires, they fucking know. i dont know but that shit is fucking creepy. like.

"hey mike whats today? 17th? 19th?"
"iduno man when does your milk expire?"
"oh fuck, tomorrow, the 28th!! holy fuck i missed my conference!!!"

le gasp!


  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: No Doubt - Don't Speak
  • Reading: nothing.... as per usual
  • Watching: time drain away
  • Playing: ..no
  • Eating: i should be
  • Drinking: red wine: Bin 999 Merlot

a possible armageddon for artists. read. now.

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 12, 2008, 3:39 AM
:bulletred: --> http ://mag.awn.com/index.php?ltype= pageone&article_no=3605& page=3  <-- :bulletred:
couldnt post the link as it was or it made emoticons.... so just remove the spaces when you paste it.

read this and get to making this and your voices heard, that shit is goddamned terrifying.

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Quake 3 Noise
  • Reading: a scary scary article
  • Watching: my iTouch sync
  • Playing: with a sore tool
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

++important update for anyone in perth

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 8, 2008, 6:28 AM
:bulletblue: leaving the previous journal below, but wanted to add this update ontop of it :bulletblue:

If you live in Perth, WA, and are interested, and are free this coming Friday night (7pm onwards):

At Planet Books(video) in Mt. Lawley this Friday night, there is going to be a release night/come check it out thing, for the comic 'Waldos Hawaiian Holiday' by JustinRandall and mister-bones  <-- this is the comic that my current featured deviation will be featured in. I should be there as well.

They'll be doing signing things too i think and probably getting drunk, it should be a cool night, and i'll be bringing my sketchbooks along and some pens.

So yeah, if you're free for the event, please come check it out and pick up a copy =]

- Mike


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--- previous journal

so i was catching up with glittersniffer tonite prior to her departure to sin with some others (i needed some 'lone time so didn't tag along) -  - and we were discussing the directions we're taking and such, which lead to her suggesting I really attempt to start getting my shit on clothes etc.


so..



i mean. would you guys actually buy this shit? like. iduno. are there images that I have created, suggestive pictures... things that say something.. or mean something. maybe shirt designs / ideas ive thrown into images, that you guys would personally like to wear or see on you or someone else?


If i see a decent enough response here then I 'will' consider foraging into this and attempt to get my shit together with it. Same goes with prints.

If people 'want' prints, make mention in this journal. If you know of any specific pieces of mine in here that you personally are pissed that I HAVENT made a print of yet, please yell about it in here. I am too backwards about my work to bother with it generally so I need to be beaten into the proverbial submission here.

let me know guys.



If enough people want shit done, i'll start doin' it. Mike wants to stop making money the soul-destroying way and start making it the right way - this seems like an ideal place to start.

~b:flame:

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Crisis Core OST
  • Reading: the veins
  • Watching: the hair
  • Playing: the shaft
  • Eating: the excess
  • Drinking: n/a

hell yes

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 1, 2008, 12:33 AM
i am a mudkip

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: the guys on skype pissing themselves

rianna,

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 27, 2008, 5:57 PM
if youre there at all, i dont know where you've gone. but if you are reading this, you're thought of, and you had better not be doing anything fucking stupid - i doubt you are, but regardless, we made a deal and i'm still here thanks to that so you'd better be too

the kings are getting louder and its harder to concentrate but i can't stand not knowing what's going on, so please contact me if you're there at all. i need to know that you're still there, and that you're ok, it means much more to me than anything else.


- mike
~b:flame:

  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: ben folds - cigarette

omygod we need one of these

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 9, 2008, 10:29 PM
  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: Jehst - Rocket Fuel
  • Watching: Pure Pwnage - episode 15
  • Playing: at work
  • Eating: a snickers
  • Drinking: vanilla cock

merry christmas.

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 24, 2007, 6:27 AM
it's been a year. i dont know. fuck it

merry christmas, i hope it's awesome.

~:flame:

  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: nirvana - something in the way
  • Reading: Tank Girl
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: nothing, as per usual.
  • Drinking: nothing.